Sunday, November 20, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Introducing Genevieve Grace!
Here is my new daughter Genevieve. She was born on November 17th.
Vital Stats:
Weight: 7 lbs 11 oz
Length: 19 3/4 inches
Cuteness Factor: High
Body Part that most resembles mine: Toes.
I'm sure she will make numerous appearances on the pages of this blog. She sort of looks like she is raging inside - just like her mother.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Ugh... Wednesday Night. Worst Night of Television Ever!
Hump day should be renamed Lump day. Boring boring boring. I'm so bored I'm watching my cats sleep. Man they are lazy beasts. I think one of them wants me to carry him into the bathroom so he can drink some water out of the tap. Fat chance little bastard. Maybe if you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have got so fat, wouldn't have developed diabetes, and now wouldn't experience the classic dry mouth associated with that feline scourge. Oh well... circle of life.
Hump day should be renamed Lump day. Boring boring boring. I'm so bored I'm watching my cats sleep. Man they are lazy beasts. I think one of them wants me to carry him into the bathroom so he can drink some water out of the tap. Fat chance little bastard. Maybe if you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have got so fat, wouldn't have developed diabetes, and now wouldn't experience the classic dry mouth associated with that feline scourge. Oh well... circle of life.
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