Lazy Bones!

A Question...

Have you ever wondered what Ronald Mc Donald looked like as a baby? Me either. Alas, some sorry excuse for a marketing wiz decided that we need a baby Ronald. What was this j-ass thinking?? I can only assume that the target market for this "baby" Ronald is children. Is Mc Donalds trying to scare the Mc Nuggets out of their customers?

I don't want a "baby" Ronald. I have always assumed that Ronald was a clown. A clown is a normal man or woman who paints his face, wears a wig, and typically wears a false nose in order to entertain children of all ages. A "baby" Ronald opens up too many questions: What the hell is a baby doing looking like a clown? Is Ronald not a human? Is he some sort of new species? A baby Ronald means that there is a "Momma" Ronald and "Daddy" Ronald. Were they human, and just had mutant kid? Did "Daddy" Ronald steal "Mommy" Ronald from the Hamburgler, thus casting the Hamburgler towards a life of Crime? Have the Ronald Mc Donalds been swept into our demensions for some strange bizzaro universe?

Jack from Jack in the Box must really be taking his pound of flesh out of Ronald in the ongoing goofy spokesperson contests.

Month Six

The kid turns six months old today, and along with the requisite inoculations, received her six month weigh in and measurements. My “little” angel is almost 20 lbs! 95 – 97 percentile in weight, but alas, only 75 percentile in height. As the wife repeatedly says, “So Advanced”. The picture at the top is GG sacked out getting a little rest and relaxation on our vacation in Scottsdale. It is so stressful being an infant.

GG was quite a hit on our vacation. In the security line at the airport, while we were snaking our way towards the metal detectors, many a stranger commented on the beauty of our child. GG seems to enjoy smiling at strangers and was a big hit with our fellow travelers. The wife and I used the 105 degree heat to teach the child to drink from a sippy cup. GG is partial to sparkling water.

Pignose
1997-2006
RIP