Ugh... Wednesday Night. Worst Night of Television Ever!
Hump day should be renamed Lump day. Boring boring boring. I'm so bored I'm watching my cats sleep. Man they are lazy beasts. I think one of them wants me to carry him into the bathroom so he can drink some water out of the tap. Fat chance little bastard. Maybe if you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have got so fat, wouldn't have developed diabetes, and now wouldn't experience the classic dry mouth associated with that feline scourge. Oh well... circle of life.
2 comments:
I don't think our pride and joys will appreciate your rude comments once I share this with them. They don't walk bad about you.
They would if they could!
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