Today I took Emi to the Doctor for her 9 month checkup. The results were as explected, we have a very small child. She was 25-50% for height, weight, and head circumference. This news has caused me to re-evaluate Emi's future. I've cancelled the high fashion model class scheduled for 2018, and stopped payment on the basketball camp down payments. I was able to oreder a loom from some Indian style EBay site, so everyone should expect intricate woven rugs for the fore seeable future. I've also been in touch with a circus or two and sent her stats out to www.onlyweemunchkins.com At the Doctor's office, Emi was lucky enough to get 5 shots! Not really a happy camper anymore.
4 comments:
I can appreciate that bottle of wine in the background of pic #1.
Omg! I can't wait to go home to cuddle these wee ones.
Nice. She will be great being shot out of a cannon. Can you imagine the distance? You do know you are supposed to feed the child don't you? I think Lundy is eating her food.
I never thought that you two would produce any offspring over 5'3" in height.I already got her a membership in the Oompa Loompa club of America.
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