What the hell.

Reuters is reporting that a chicken has laid an egg with the word Allah inscribed on it.

ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.
"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."
The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.
Kazakhstan is a large, thinly populated Central Asian state where Sunni Islam is a dominant religion.

This incident follows closely on the heals of the fish that was caught that had the word Allah in Arabic inscribed on it side.

A few months ago, I took a crap that was shaped like Mohammed's scimitar. I didn't want to keep it because it had already gone bad. When I flushed it, I swear I heard the words, "Allahu Akbar". It was sort of creepy. I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want the media exposure.